Last night was the forth episode of the third season of Jersey Shore on MTV. This episode was filled with drama and emotion along with laughter. This was definitely the best episode so far and definitely can be considers one of the best episodes EVER in the history of Jersey Shore.
In the beginning Snooki is still in jail for her public intoxication and JWOWW is seen wearing a "FREE SNOOKI" shirt. I seem to remember this over the summer while the season was being filmed - does anyone remember reading JWOWW's twitter account and seeing a tweet about "bailing Snooki out of jail, the things I do for that girl" or something along those lines? Should have done a screenshot, but didn't think that'd be necessary at the time. Anyway, that brings up a question of how was she able to tweet - maybe an Internet cafe.
Snooki gets back to the house and is lectured by her father.
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Deena ends up with a guy named Dean who looks exactly like Ronnie - faux-hawk and everything. This guy looks just like Ronnie and the guys keep calling him Ronnie. Since Deena is hooking up with Dean (oh ha, Dean and Deena) they find it right to bring him back to the house and try to fool Sammi.
To the surprise of MVP[D] when they bring Dean up to the bedroom where Sammi and Ronnie are asleep and tell the couple that they found someone who looks just like Ronnie, Ronnie responds, "Are you talking about Dean?"
At this time the guys are all laughing and find it hilarious. Deena is downstairs at this time getting into some more casual attire, but upstairs Ronnie reveals to the boys that another similarity between Dean and him is that they both have girlfriends named Sam.
Well, that doesn't seem to matter when Dean tells Deena he has no girlfriend as they cuddle and grope one another in the hot tub.
Then, one of the world's most hilarious scenes in television history (okay, maybe that's a stretch, but it was so hilarious that even Dennis Rose, who refuses to admit he likes Jersey Shore, laughed out loud):
Since Dean looks like Ronnie is in the hot tub with Deena, who is not Sammi, Pauly and Vinny decide to talk about writing Sammi a note about Ronnie cheating on her again. How could he? They say they will type up a note and use big vocabulary so no one will know they wrote it. Those who saw last season will find this hilarious and understand the reference to JWOWW and Snooki writing a note. A video clip can be found here.
In the morning after Dean and Deena do everything except have intercourse Sammi tells Deena that Dean has a girlfriend - she plays it off like "whatever," when really it actually is a big deal since the night before he was going on about how he's single: hope the other Sam had fun watching that.
Tom and JWOWW start to have some problems - JWOWW is going out with her ex-hook up Roger who she has had a crush on since high school. It isn't until the after show (which was on immediately following this episode) that she is able to explain herself and for once she is relatable and it is really heartbreaking to really hear what she went through, but while watching the episode it just seems like she's being unfaithful to Tom by going around with another guy. While watching the episode eyes can be rolled at her for doing what she yelled at Ronnie for doing, but those who watch the after show know that the two cannot be compared.
JWOWW's breasts do a video with Pauly as a voiceover, but then the episode's tone changes.
JWOWW and Tom have a break up, and JWOWW's dad lets her know that Tom has left her dogs at the house. JWOWW and Snooki immediately drive to New York and get her dogs, but when Snooki goes upstairs to use the bathroom she sees that Tom stole her bed. Tom also took a very expensive watch, some files and a hard-drive that contained photos of JWOWW from when she was younger and with her mother all before the age of 21, and since her mother is very sick now she would like to be able to keep those memories. On the after show she updates that she still has not received her hard drive back.
JWOWW introduces Snooki to a "gorilla juicehead" named Nick who she at first is apprehensive about since he is part Italian, but then she decides to have sex with him. Over the summer while filming the two were seen and there was blog posts talking about the two and Snooki finally finding the perfect guy, but the two have since split - but it's still fun to enjoy during watching the show.
The previews for the next episode include Sammi crying and saying that she needs to go home - so this could prove to be even more dramatic.
Stay tuned: this season is definitely one that will end the Jersey Shore series with a big bang (if in fact this is the last season).